A boy is sitting on a dog and writing sumthing
Dad : em chesthunnav ra?
Son : maa teacher kukka meedha article raayamanaaru naanna
Saturday, November 27, 2010
chandramuki?
chandramuki?
yes papa.
eating bones?
no papa
drinking blood?
no papa
telling lies?
no papa
open u r mouth
laka laka laka laka laka laka
navvu rakapote kita kita lu pettukondi
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chandramuki?
yes papa.
eating bones?
no papa
drinking blood?
no papa
telling lies?
no papa
open u r mouth
laka laka laka laka laka laka
navvu rakapote kita kita lu pettukondi
************
athiga chadivee adadi
athiga copy kotte magadu
pass aieenattu charitra lo ne ledu
athiga copy kotte magadu
pass aieenattu charitra lo ne ledu
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tv9 news:
50 girls r joined in HOSPITAL
as they saw "CHARAN" new movie as LOVER BOY.
movie title"ORANGE"
next "LEMON"
chiru next"GUMMADIKAYA"
funny family
50 girls r joined in HOSPITAL
as they saw "CHARAN" new movie as LOVER BOY.
movie title"ORANGE"
next "LEMON"
chiru next"GUMMADIKAYA"
funny family
************
RamCharan : dady application form nimpe prathi sari HYD kani,delhi gani velthav..enduku?
chiru:form lo "FILL d form in "CAPITALS"ani untundi kada anduku..
chiru:form lo "FILL d form in "CAPITALS"ani untundi kada anduku..
ram charan: nuvvu keka nanna....
*************
Balayya:How much for hair cutting?
Barber:30
Balayya:How much for Shaving?
Barber:15
Balayya :Then Shave My Head...!
funny balayya...
Barber:30
Balayya:How much for Shaving?
Barber:15
Balayya :Then Shave My Head...!
funny balayya...
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Funny smsz.
Balaya: Doctor, this Bucket has got a hole. Can you please repair it?
Doctor: Stupid. you knw who iam?
Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous "Plastic Surgeon"
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Jr N: Babai naa celllo charging ledu,nee cell ivvu
Balayya: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa
Jr N: wat a great idea babai!!!!!!!
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Jr N: Enti babay kotta kurchi ekkadidi?
Balayya: Adem ledura ninna interview ki vellite take your seat annaaru. Andike pattukochchaaaaaa.
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balayya goes to the programme "koun banega karod pathi". the conversation between amitabachchan and balayya.
Amitab: In which state godavari flows?
Balayya: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (balayya looked behind)
Jr N: Babai super!!!
*******************
American: First we land on moon
Russian: First we land on jupitor
Balayya from India: Said first we land on sun
America: How is it possible itso hot
Balayya: Ore swamy memu nightlo land avvutamura .
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SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav?
STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta
SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada..,??
********************
Elephant and Ant Joke Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana?
Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evaru peddano chepochu!!!!
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FEVI KICK Father: entra mummy mounga kurchindi..?
Son: em ladu pappa mummy lipstic adigite fevistic ichanu anthe....
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Exam Results Telugu Joke Dad: pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi......
son:Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi.
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Joke Guddodi Chethilo "TORCH"
Chevitodi Chethilo "RADIO"
Moogodi Chethilo "MIKE"
Nee Chethilo "MOBILE"
Aahaa.... Karma ra babu
kalikalm aem chestham
**********************
Adi 1970.....
Aug 16 Aadivaaram.....
Ardaraatri.....
12:10 nimushalaku....
oori bayata.....
Smasanam daggara.....
Nakkalu ku..ku..mane samayana......
Oka sangatana jarigindi.
Adi Emitante......
Cheptunnanu vinu....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
nenu pampina message chadavadam..
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Jagarthaga step by step chudu
1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0
Kopam vachindi kada!
Sachinollu, naaku ilane pamparu
********************
Child Telugu Joke son:nenu school ki vallanu.
mom:endukura
son:pani chestanu.
mom:UKG chadivi emi pani chasthavu ra
son:LKG "girls" ki tution chabutha
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SOFTWARE MOVIES Telugu SMS SOFTWARE MOVIES comming in future;
1. INTLO JAVA, OFFICE LO BAVA
2. "C" VEERUDU, "C++" SUNDHARI
3.NE PASSWORD NAKU THALUSU
4.PROGRAM RADDAM RA
5. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM
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Love marriage and Arrange marriage what different?
Maname poi baavilo padithe adhi love marrige
10 mandhi cheri thosesthe adhi Arrange Marriage
(Just for Joke don't be serious)
*******************
vote plzJude: nuvvu dongthanam chesavani na daggara video undi.....
Donga: Plz Play cheyyandi sir, (after video)
Judge: nuvvu cheppukunedi emaina unda
Donga: Chusaru kadhandi na performance na performance gani meeku nachinatlaithe <zta> ani type chesi <spece> ichi <donga> ani type chesi 57337 ki sms chesi nannu Gaja donga ga promote cheyandi........
Plz vote 4 me
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Any Time
Any Problem
Any Help
Just
Give me
Only one
Missed Call
I will Immediatly
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"give u another missed call"
OK
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Boy to Girlfriend
Boy: Radha edaina oka mata cheppu andulo Santhosham undali, bada kuda undali.
Girl:
um.......
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ah I LOVE YOU..... "annayya"
********************
Which is the most dangerous Alphabet?
"W" Becaz all Worries start with "W"
Ex: Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
War
Wine
Women
&
Mainly
"Wife"
********************
principal: write ur father name in english.
student: temple steps water king.
principal: are u joking
student: no sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.
Doctor: Stupid. you knw who iam?
Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous "Plastic Surgeon"
*******************
Jr N: Babai naa celllo charging ledu,nee cell ivvu
Balayya: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa
Jr N: wat a great idea babai!!!!!!!
*******************
Jr N: Enti babay kotta kurchi ekkadidi?
Balayya: Adem ledura ninna interview ki vellite take your seat annaaru. Andike pattukochchaaaaaa.
*******************
balayya goes to the programme "koun banega karod pathi". the conversation between amitabachchan and balayya.
Amitab: In which state godavari flows?
Balayya: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (balayya looked behind)
Jr N: Babai super!!!
*******************
American: First we land on moon
Russian: First we land on jupitor
Balayya from India: Said first we land on sun
America: How is it possible itso hot
Balayya: Ore swamy memu nightlo land avvutamura .
*******************
SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav?
STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta
SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada..,??
********************
Elephant and Ant Joke Teacher: elephant peddana? cheema peddana?
Student: Teacher meru date of birth chepithe evaru peddano chepochu!!!!
********************
FEVI KICK Father: entra mummy mounga kurchindi..?
Son: em ladu pappa mummy lipstic adigite fevistic ichanu anthe....
*********************
Exam Results Telugu Joke Dad: pakkanti ammaini chudara, 1st class lo pass ayindi......
son:Ala chudatum valle,nenu fail ayindi.
*********************
**********************
Joke Guddodi Chethilo "TORCH"
Chevitodi Chethilo "RADIO"
Moogodi Chethilo "MIKE"
Nee Chethilo "MOBILE"
Aahaa.... Karma ra babu
kalikalm aem chestham
**********************
Adi 1970.....
Aug 16 Aadivaaram.....
Ardaraatri.....
12:10 nimushalaku....
oori bayata.....
Smasanam daggara.....
Nakkalu ku..ku..mane samayana......
Oka sangatana jarigindi.
Adi Emitante......
Cheptunnanu vinu....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
nenu pampina message chadavadam..
********************
Jagarthaga step by step chudu
1+1=2+2=4+4=8-3=5+2=7-3=4-1=3+6=9-5=4+4=8-5=3-2=1+5=6+2=8-7=1-1=0
Kopam vachindi kada!
Sachinollu, naaku ilane pamparu
********************
Child Telugu Joke son:nenu school ki vallanu.
mom:endukura
son:pani chestanu.
mom:UKG chadivi emi pani chasthavu ra
son:LKG "girls" ki tution chabutha
********************
SOFTWARE MOVIES Telugu SMS SOFTWARE MOVIES comming in future;
1. INTLO JAVA, OFFICE LO BAVA
2. "C" VEERUDU, "C++" SUNDHARI
3.NE PASSWORD NAKU THALUSU
4.PROGRAM RADDAM RA
5. KOTHA SOFTWARE LOKAM
*******************
Love marriage and Arrange marriage what different?
Maname poi baavilo padithe adhi love marrige
10 mandhi cheri thosesthe adhi Arrange Marriage
(Just for Joke don't be serious)
*******************
vote plzJude: nuvvu dongthanam chesavani na daggara video undi.....
Donga: Plz Play cheyyandi sir, (after video)
Judge: nuvvu cheppukunedi emaina unda
Donga: Chusaru kadhandi na performance na performance gani meeku nachinatlaithe <zta> ani type chesi <spece> ichi <donga> ani type chesi 57337 ki sms chesi nannu Gaja donga ga promote cheyandi........
Plz vote 4 me
Any Time
Any Problem
Any Help
Just
Give me
Only one
Missed Call
I will Immediatly
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"give u another missed call"
OK
********************
Boy to Girlfriend
Boy: Radha edaina oka mata cheppu andulo Santhosham undali, bada kuda undali.
Girl:
um.......
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ah I LOVE YOU..... "annayya"
********************
Which is the most dangerous Alphabet?
"W" Becaz all Worries start with "W"
Ex: Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
War
Wine
Women
&
Mainly
"Wife"
********************
telugu sir:zip open chesukoni class lo ki vasthadu.
first bench girl:navuthu vuntaru.
sir:girls meru navithe lepi bayata nelabedtha
first bench girl:navuthu vuntaru.
sir:girls meru navithe lepi bayata nelabedtha
*********************
principal: write ur father name in english.
student: temple steps water king.
principal: are u joking
student: no sir, i am serious. my father name is GUDI METLA GANGA RAJU.
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