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Friday, December 17, 2010

Funny sms

Just fun
Oka ammai undedi,
roju chusedi,
chusthu navvedi,
navvuthu pata paadedi,
paaduthu siggu padedi,
nenu anukunna prema ani,
tharuvatha thelisindi pichhidani...! 

                             

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godava
oka intlo kodalu atta godava padutuntaru pakkinti ayana vacchi era me vallu kotladutunte nuv evari pakka nilchuntavu goda pakka ra 


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The king
Mahamanthri: maharaja yuddaniki siddam avamani pakka deshapu raju sms pampadu. reply emani pampamanduru prabu..?
Maharaju: sms sending fail ani thippi pampu..! 


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DEPRESSED STUDENT
A DEPRESSED ENGG STUDENT WENT 2 RAILWAY TRACK 4 SUCIDE. TRAIN IS COMING CLOSR & CLOSER BUT HE STUDENLY CAME OUT OF TRACK & SAID AMMO!!

REPU ASSIGNMENT

SUBMIT CHEYALI


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wife and husband
wife: abba endukandi na medadu thintaru

husband: cha urko e vvaryna chuste nijame anukuntaru, leni medadunu ela thintanu 



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SMS FOR EXAM for matoor
Basha-1 subjt chadivithe anni subjts chadivi nattu

Narasimha-athiga chadive aadadi athi ga copy kotte magadu pass ainatu charitra lo ledu.
Baba-chadivindi gorantha chadavalsindi kondantha.
shivaji-naanna pandule ipudu chaduvuthai simham xam roju chaduvutundi.
Arunachalam-aa lecturer bhodhisthadu e arunachalam vini vadilesthadu.
krishna-nuv chadavanidi exam lo rakunda podu chadivindi ennatiki gurturadu... krishna.N 
 Ganesh-  any question Single answer ganesh
Tagoor- angla bashalo naku nachani ekaika padam exam
  
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Shabda Pollution
Teacher: Oray naga, shabda kaalushyam nivarinchalantey emcheyyali raa?
Naga(Student): Chevulu moosukovali saar. 


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oke
teacher : Bhumipai oldest animal yedi?
student : Zeebra
teacher : yela?
Student : enka adi Black & White lone vundi
 
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Telugu SMS Joke
oka abbai valla nannatho antunnadu nanna nenu 10th pass aiethe naku yemisthav?
Nanna : Cycle Konisthanu. doctorni chestanu
Koduku : Mari Fail aiethe?
Nanna : Boledu Cycle tetchi estanu
Koduku : ???
Nanna : Cycle Mechanicni chestanu

                                                       
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