Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!



Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D’




I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

               

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How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.


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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

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Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.


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History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

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Santa writng exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am writing entrance test."


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Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.


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Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".

(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)

Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"



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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!


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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.


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Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!


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WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywher

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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight


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U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!


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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!


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