How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
************
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****.
Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
**********
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
***********
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
***********
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
**********
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
***********
Santa writng exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am writing entrance test."
************
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
*************
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
************
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
*************
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
*************
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
************
No comments:
Post a Comment