WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywher

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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight


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U R A 100%
Gorgeous Babe XXX!


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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!


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