But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
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Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
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Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
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DON'T KEEP ME IN UR HEART .... BUT KEEP IN UR BRAIN, BCOZ THE BIGGER EMPTY PLACE GIVES MUCH COMFORT TO ME. HI...HI...HI
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Sir: You people must sleep at least 7 hours a day.
Students: Impossible Sir
Students: Impossible Sir
College is only for 6 hours
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twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,
us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar
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2 beggars met, 2 software engg met, both asked the same question to each other. Guess wat?
so which platform r u workin now?
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Baby mosquito cme bck aftr 1st time flyin. His mom askd him "Hw do u feel?" He repld "It was wnderful, Evry1 was clappin 4 me. tats ve attd
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