Sir: What do u know about chemistry?
Student: Hydrogen, Sodium, Helium, Chlorin, Florin, Shirin, Naushin, Farhin, Amrin, Samrin, Afrin, Yasmin, Nasrin... ;-)
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What is more useful after it is broken?
An egg
Which is the most shocking city?
Electri-city
Name two things u can never eat before breakfast?
Dinner & Lunch
How many gr8 men were born in Pakistan?
None, only babies were born.
If ur clock strikes 13, what times it is?
Time to buy a new clock ;->
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':' WHAT I LEARNED IN LECTURES at university':'
-: how to yawn without opening mouth :- how to sleep with eyes open -: how to believe that this lecture will end soon :- how to control our anger for lecturer . . . .
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How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
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Q. Which weapon can u make by c0mbining Potassium,
Nickel and
Iron?
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Ans:
KNiFe.
Got confused?
Ok.
Just see
Xplanatn:
Chemical symbol of Potassium = K,
Nickel = Ni
and
Iron = Fe.
So,
There combinatn is
'K Ni Fe' :
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Six Brilliant Doubts:
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
2. When dog food is new with improved taste, who tests it?
3. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
4. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
5. Can you cry under water?
6. Why do people say "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day??
Smart Answers
Teachr: r u chew in gum?
Stdnt: no,m john smith:)
Husband: v r hvng mother 4 dinner 2nite.
Wyf: make sure she is well cooked:p
Father: shameful results! do u alwz get such low marks?
Son: no,only whn i take exams;)
Guest: will these stairs take me 2 d 2nd floor?
Boy: no, u'll hav 2 walk aswell:)
Girl: i hav changd my mind.
Boy: thank God! does new 1 works better?;)<('.')
