funny sardar

n an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup.........


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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.


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Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.
Banta: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?




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