Messages levu..
Phone ledu..
Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu
Naaku tension gaa vundi..
Eni ayyindi?
Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
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Message choosava?
Chukkalu kanipinchaya?
Nato pettunkunte anthey!!
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BOY 2 GIRL: KOBBARI CHETTU EKKITE ENGINEERING COLLEGE GIRLS KANIPISTUNNARU.
GIRL : AKKADI NUNDI RENDU CHETULU VADILITHE MEDICAL COLLEGE GIRLS KUDA KANIPISTARU
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nesthama
subhodayam suryuni raka,
pakshula keka,
enduka guraka,
chusavga na sms raka,
nira lestava eka...good morning
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner
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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
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Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory...
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